EK PATHAN AISA BHI

Fellas...first of all..apologies for our rather step motherly treatment to our beloved blog... we were too drowned in our LIVES, if u can call them that, to nurture the plant, through the fruits of which we vowed to harass people :P

Now gettin back to business.
The PATHAN as the name suggests is an abnormally tough person...tougher that a castle...who cannot be breached.....well....it is all but what we are going to talk about here....then why the name u must be thinking..
Well this guy came from a place where people wore the Coats of Pathans, hence his name...well watever..i know i am not sounding convincing :P..neways lets continue....
This pathan landed on the Base camp some 3-3 n a half yrs back, with his full fledged army. but due to some privacy issues, he ordered his army back to where it came from, except for his loyal subject and dearest friend, his able commander in chief :P. Both shared a better relationship than most of the FRIENDS share these days....even now they are inseparable and they have shared the KING's ROOM in the past (rumours suggest they chose separate rooms due to excessive modernisation and latest movie releases). Many conspiracies have been hatched to destroy their camaraderi but to no effect. Their partnership remains the most stable one in india after the Sachin-Ganguly partnership.

Going further, as every great warrior has special powers, this PATHAN of ours too has a special power, his FINISHING MOVE should i say... The " GIVE ME MARKS AND ONLY THEN WILL I GIVE YOU FREEDOM " move. Many Scholars of the modern day have learnt this art from the one and only and have achieved new heights due to this...yet the PATHAN, the modest man he is, always denies his contribution to the discovery of this NOBLE art. Some of the KEEPERS OF THE MARKS are so terrified of the POWERS of the PATHAN that they have designed special programs for increasing 1 mark every word he speaks, so that they can achieve FREEDOM. Also famous are his famous duels with the people who always say that U ARE WRONG...well they have a point..but dude...u are talkin to the PATHAN...BEHAVE!!!!!

Moving further, lets talk about the MAIN point here...his connections with the Fairer (oh really???) sex. This dude is the King of Hearts shud i say. Every gal in the college has had a CRUSH on him atleast once in the time we have spent at the Base Camp. Also the guys is so generous that he grants each of his followers (the gals) one wish everytime he takes her name. Thats the sole reason u will hear him reciting the names of the girls of the base camp so many times a day....such is his generosity and LOVE for them. Also u mite hear names of certain flowers he likes (guess karo.......chavanni dunga) while u pass by his majesty's room. JAI HO PATHAN BABA KI...

One more characteristic u cant miss...even if u arent really into analysing people is that the efficiency with which he transfers info from one place to another....hell internet SUCKS :P. Also the MAIN FEATURE of the telecom service run by him is that the transfer of info can take place between two places/persons who, in no way, can connect to each other :P. In other words, he is the one who is actually bringing the world CLOSER. Also another salient feature is that the PATHAN service just tells u the things u wud want to hear...be it completely contradictory to the actual piece of info...that way he also keeps the world away from the vice called WAR...hell he shudve won the nobel...not some1 else who has hardly done work as efficiently as him :P.

In all, The PATHAN is the most efficient, intelligent, fast, sensible, sharp human being there ever can be....some scientists even conduct tests on him so that the entire human race can benefit from him and contribute to a better world the way he does.... :P

last but not the least...some typical sentences spoken by PATHAN BABA
(in decreasing order of frequency of use)
1 ) yaar maine to kuch bhi nai pada...ab kya hoga..yaar mereko bata dena kuch
2 ) haii...maine to ye kaam kiya hi nai...ab...
3 ) sir ek number badha do.....
4 ) yaar _________ badi sahi bandi hai....pata hai usne....and so on :P

PATHAN BABA ...hamein sadaiv apni chhtrachhaaya mein rakhein ...so that we can ;learn a thing or two from you

aap ka shishya
eL Di@bL0


Some words that u may find difficult to understand
CRUSH : crush is a phenomenon in which some person has a desire to crush the other person...the means may vary...like CRUSH THRU WORDS, CRUSH BY THE MEANS OF A BULL DOZER, CRUSH BY JUMPING ON SOME1.....

BABY'S DAY OUT

Ye kahaani hai ek Suppacool hunky funky dude ki (yea every disciple of DUDE after undergoing 1 year of training is presented with an honour of the title dude ( lower case used to differentiate from THE DUDE)). :P
This is the same guy we referred to as chaddi buddy in the article B2 :P.
After the traumatic realtin he had with B2, hes come off age (mentally only) and taken refuge in the feet of the GURU of all...the DUDE. Our sources reveal that he is the FAVOURITE student of the DUDE ( a huge honour that...people tear each other clothes to achieve that :P ).
The DUDE also rates him so highly that his realtion with the chaddi buddy is so much different from his other disciples...so much so that they talk to each other in SHLOKAS of the great SURTI granths :P.

Now some more intricate details about this chaddi buddy:
U people might be wondering why did i title this one as BABY's DAY OUT....well heres the reason. This guy has got a very BABYish appearance ( everyway....face features :P ).
But appearance, as they so rightly say, is often deceptive.
Isne wo sari kahawatein, jo real FIGHTERS ke liye use ki jaati hain, apni life me instill ki hain :P.
eg. height kam fight jyaada, pocket size powerhouse, etc........

Now let me throw some light on why we call him the CHADDI BUDDY :P (waise kisi bade ne samajhdaar admi ne kahaa hai ki KAALE kaam pe light nai daalte :P).
Those who have seen him know that he dresses revealingly (REALLY ??), flaunting a certain component of the standard male apparel more often than not....the component u mustve guessed by now :P. Having said that, i must add that there must not be any compromise in style while u dress for the kill :P and this fella illustrates it in the best way :D, so mush so that galzzzz from outside our BASE CAMP come and fall for him.
But as they say "there is no substitute to true love", he refuses to give any mileage to any other than his PRIYE :P.
Par apne ye chhota dude sirf ladkiyon me hi nai, ladko mein bhi popular hai. He never fails to please one n all by his antics and comments :P. Iske 6-paxxx ke charche har zubaan pe hain. Har ladka kehta hai "Body ho to apne chaddi buddy jaisi...varna na ho".
Aur kya kahoon...ye bhai awesome player hai..har game mein. Name the sport and he excells at it. Baddie, Cricket and what not....mindblowing bhai :P.

Ye to hui achchi baatein...ab suno iski KHAUFNAAK image ke baare mein.
iske shlokas ki tareef kon kon nahi sun chuka. Iske shlokas se kon nahi dara. Aaj bhi jab koi bachcha raat ko sota nai to MAA kehti hai " soja bachcha nai to WOH shlok-uchchaaran karne aa jayega :P". Bachche ye dhamki sunke itne pak chuke hain ki sunte hi so jaate hain :-O.
Isme 100-haathiyon ka bal hai aur ye 100 ants jitna khaata hai .... REALLY EFFICIENT :P.
The moment he shouts CLASSY BOIII from behind the stumps , the batsmen shiver in fear...sometimes even watering the pitch :P.

Shaastron me likha hai ki kisiko KAD dekh ke chhota yaan bada nahi maanna chahiye parantu uske karmo se uska kad dekhna chahiye :P. Is kahaawat ko prove sirf aur sirf aaj tak apne ye dude kar paaya hai....

In the End i wud like to say ki ye dude ISHTYLE KA BAAP, LADKIYON KA CHAHITA, STYLE STATEMENT :P, SPORTZZ PEOPLEZZZZ, VIDHWAAN PANDIT hai by SS code (surti shlokas code 1:2009) :P. CLASSY BOIIIII

ek bhatka hua raahi,
eL Di@bL0


PS: Waise iski aur PRIYE ki shaadi BPC(base camp penal code) ke tehet baal vivaah hai but on special request by his mentor THE DUDE, a special provision has been made that allows SPEZIALL people to undergo such marriages...so TARO RASTO CLEAR CHHE BHAI :P.

Bachche man ke sachche,
saare jag ki aankho ke taare;
yeh wo nanhe FOOL hain jo
BHAGWAN ko lagte pyaare :P.

CLASSY BOIIII

HASMUKH...A tale of two ciggies!! :P

Hello readers.. My heartlfelt apologies for all the delay in our new post. The monsters in our base camp had kept us busy in a useless and fruitless excercise which involves scribbling illegible stuff on poor quality sheets of paper. Well, enough of formal talk.. lets get back to work ;)

It was Charles Dickens who wrote the exceptional classic named "the tale of two cities";and so amazing is the blend of people in our base camp that any damn classic seems just a fickle attempt in comparison to our heroes. The subject of my story named " the tale of two ciggies!! " is first of all, a good friend.

Continuing my further exploration of the MED, i found out that i could actually spend an entire lifetime here and still would be unable to cover all the amazing people of this department. This guy, to start with has a very basic disorder. You say anything, any damn thing in the world to him, inke paas sirf ek hi repsonse hota hai- to show all of his usually white( im being considerate here) TEETH in there full glory! He is so fond of flaunting his batteesee to everyone that you end up wondering " kya iske daanto me heere jade hain?? " ( i knw this was a bad one... but its the mech department guys.. PJ'S ROCK!)

Hasmukh.. yea.. thats what im naming him due to his ever-present million dollar smile, has always been a cool dude( huh!!). Hasmukh bhai started to capture attention from the very beginning of first year. He showed so much promise that he was entrusted with the huge responsiblity of contesting the class elections . But alas! not everyone is lucky enough to be blessed with the charisma of the DUDE! Tragically, he lost the elections! but still, he was very much the hasmukh we know, literally laughing on his way out after the results! Some heart he had!!

Hasmukh is also known for other reasons. He is one of the best footballers in the college( im serious here). The 2nd year footie tournament was more than proof of that. He is also a part of one of the college rock bands and is known for making weird and whacky faces while performing, apart from other things.. :P He is also known for getting injured every now and then, and if by god's grace he doesnt manage to kick or punch himself, then he lets some of his virus and bacteria buddies to enter his body(again with a smile). In short, if trouble doesnt find him, he always makes sure that he finds trouble!! :P :D

Hasmukh is also a member of another group of coveted individuals. They are very famously known as the BAAL gang!! Known throughout the college for the thickest and longest bushes of hair, hasmukh even overtook the females here! I mean, usse dekhkar mujhe garmi lagti thi!! There are also unconfirmed reports of the baal gang being least interested in regular hyeigiene rituals. Talk about going green in its true sense!! :P It was only when various termites and insects found home in his bushes, that he got rid of them! (thankfully)

Hasmukh can be very easily and frequently spotted at the world famous 'GALLA' of our base camp. Again there have been unconfirmed reports of him being a fan of a certain something which supposedly makes you fly(really??). So much is he fond of the flying simulation, that he once missed claiming a hard earned prize only to experience the joy of flying. We heartily wish hasmukh luck for all his future flying endeavours. May you become a pilot soon! :P :D

Erecting megastructures trivia: Which is Hasmukh's favourite bollywood number??

Answer: Ciggy Wiggy!!! :P :D

Cheers!!

Wassup Dawwgg!! :P

Hello people! The title of my post, i know, is a bit different; but then this is how the subject of my current post wishes his mates and pals! He even uses another mode of wishing, the female version of the title(hctib), but i dare not write it here!! (:P :D)

Continuing with my exploration of other departments; the pursuit of finding the most pious souls scattered throughout the base camp, this human being(im still doubtful) is surely one of his kinds!

Here is some more info about him...

Name:........... ill skip that.. lets call him.. ummm.... DAWG! :P

Age: Doesnt matter.. he still thinks like a child(pun intended)

Sex: Male( his faculty begs to differ :D)

Dept: Somehow, after TOUCH, i thought ill stay with the MED..

How to spot the dawg: wherever u see looong(really), unkempt, scattered, curly, straight hair coupled with a smoke cloud; u know uve found the dawg!

Beware of: His jokes and one liners!! He is the ultimate PJ king! A record 27 murders hav been attempted on him due to his HAGGA jokes.

Now that the basics have been covered, lets get into some details. Dawg is a rockstar! Simply the ultimate rockstar. His journey right from the first year has been one hell of a roller coaster ride. Initially, dawg was known to everyone through just one medium-FOOTBALL! This arsenal fan, who proudly wears HENRY jerseys, actually considered himself to be one. Such is his class, dat even the college team captain listened to his advice; and then, left him out of the team!

Come 2nd year, lets directly jump to the football tournament. The dawg, worked his a** off day and night rolling the footie ground, watering it, arranging sponsors, etc etc; and again the inevitable happened- once again, he was left out of the team! Poor dawg :P

He couldnt bear the trauma. So he wisely changed his preferences( not dose ones :P) and switched all his interest to one thing- THE GUITAR! and mind you, he plays it well( better than his footie :P). And thus, he entered into a whole new world. A world full of music, melody and fame! When he got an opportunity to perform at sparsh, his happiness knew no bounds; but for the dawg, nothing comes easy. His band got on stage and got hit by a technical flaw( thats what he told me), and they were forced off the stage- without performing! damn!! when will the dawg find happiness!

Happiness- well there are other means of getting happy too- the easiest one being, get a girlfriend. So the dawg located the the girl of his dreams and went all out for her.. but alas!! the dawg was shooed away here also. TOUCH proved to be too much competition for him and again the dawg was left wanting- wanting for some divine intervention!

Amen! said the Gods from above, and he knew what he had to do! He started the ultimate medicine course- "har dukh ki dava :P". It was as if he had discovered an all new world. Suddenly he became smoke-ing hot! He started scaling new HIGHts! Although he dint respond to the "dukh ki dava" too well at times, he persevered and stuck to his mission- to try and test as many kinds of "dukh ki dava's" as possible. Here's wishing the dawg success for his mission. All the best DAWG!!

Cheers!!

TOUCH ME NOT!!

Firstly, for those of you wondering that why are we targetting some poor souls through our blog, I will say that we are not targetting anyone. We love all our friends.It is just our sincere and genuine attempt to familiarize all the readers with some of the people who really and repeatedly prove that they are the chosen special ones. They are genuine rockstars who have the ever so inspiring knack of rocking us everytime(in more ways than one). Those who still have a problem, well, we dont care. Here is another "friend of ours" from one of the kewl-est departments(seriously). Njoi...

Customer: Bhaisaab ek badiya sa smartfone dikhana toh...

Mobile shop owner: Y not.. Kitna smart hona chaiye aapka ye fone??

Customer: I will settle for nothing but the best!! Give me the smartest fone u have..

Mobile shop owner: Right away sir! Here's presenting none other than, the smartest phone on planet Earth, "MED TOUCH"

MED, as the smarter ones would already have guessed is the coveted department; and TOUCH, ahh, wat a gem! The supreme abundance of knowldege that TOUCH posesses is nothing short of a huge gigantic archive of facts known only to him! To a normal person(well many people, including one of our faculties today labelled us as abnormal :P), TOUCH would come across as a harmless, sweet and the mind-his-own-business type of a guy. But, my dear friends, as promised earlier, this fone is actually the smartest of all- literally and figuratively!!

Let me cover both the aspects.

LITERALLY: As mentioned earlier, TOUCH is in posession of an archive of previlged knowledge that can only be processed and analyzed by- well.. TOUCH himself! The first instance, before which i thought it to be just anoder fone, was in a certain elective class of the department from where all of us got admitted in the base camp. All was going on fine and the teacher was explaining a very simple fundamental. Almost immediately, TOUCH rang!! He started buzzing and vibrating to the maximum levels and everyone was left shell shocked! Later, when i came to know that inspite of being "SO SMART!! :P", TOUCH was not aware of the basic fundamentals of MS paint, I realised that all the worldly stuff and knowledge are chillar(read 1 nd 2 rs coins... 5 rs coins can fetch u one vada paav) for him. That was the day when he started the upward journey in the list of my favourite(hahahahahaha!!! lolzzz) people. Then the instances followed one after the other and he kept climbong the ladder. Believe me, even when we are in the "KAR KE DIKHAYENGE" mode, TOUCH proves that he has not left any territory un-captured. Even KAR KE DIKHAYENGE people bhi TOUCH ka kuch nai kar paaye! One of his doubts actually was discussed for so long that the battery of all other fones drained out just in an effort to match the intellectual level of TOUCH. You should actually experience it for yourself-the urge, that dying urge to pull all your hair off; the urge to cry to the limit of your vocal chord; the urge to literally smash anything that comes in your hand!

FIGURATIVELY: Jahaan gyaan bhar bhar ke bhara hua ho, wahaan kabhi kabhi dhyaan idhar udhar bhi kendrit ho hi jaata hai :P . The charisma, the style(defined as permanently wearing made in china headfones- yes even in class, even while riding his bike, even while bathing, eating and all other daily chores) caught the attention of the most sought after fone charger in the entire dept. TOUCH displayed all his features, complete with shining bright LED lights to impress the solitary charger. The charger was supposedly en route to charging a bass guitar, but the signal of TOUCH was so strong that the charger just couldnt escape!! Well.. cant blame the charger. It had all the rights to choose the BEST and mind you, TOUCH IS THE BEST!!

To conclude, i would just like to add that in case you are caught in the awe of this mind boggling-ly amazing smartest-fone, please take care and tie your hands and legs( i am just saving you from a loooong jail term :P).

P.S: My apologies to HTC( for obvious reasons).. but your fone is nothing compared to hamara TOUCH... :P :D

Cheers!!

Sach ka Saamna-Is it really that big a deal????

PS: I write this at the top,defying convention..I AM A HARDCORE PESSIMIST..All the views are kept with this attitude in mind and mostly give only one side.

In a democracy Who decides morality, who decides what is right and wrong?? We might think it is us, the common people who do it via the voting system but do we really??? Its almost as if voting once every 5 years absolves us from the blame of what happens to the country during that tenure.

During Arjun Singh’s tenure when the Reservation bill was passed, in spite of all the furore made and the protests (violent and non-violent),bhook hadtals, peaceful marches and processions only 1 fact came to light – we really could do nothing once they decided to pass it in spite of all the blood spilt and lives lost.

After that the movement just fizzled out-just like that. So much so that when there was a law passed about raising the bar of the creamy layer from 2 lacs to 4.5 lacs many people had no idea and it passed.[YFE had organized an e-petition. I was the 819^th person to sign it…and this was 2 months back…a long time after it passed. Also if u have no idea what YFE is..2 words-“Knuckle-Head”]

I digress. (I attribute it to no writing after I got out of school-I’ll save this one for another day).

There’s this show on TV making headlines…Its infamous claim to fame is that it made the news even before it started on the controversy between Vinod Kambli and Sachin Tendulkar. After that all the floodgates opened and I somehow catch it on the news everyday or if not everyday every second day at least.Turn on the news channel and youll see ‘clips’ from the show where the participant wired up to this polygraph thingie and all theyre supposed to do is tell the truth…21 questions will earn you 1 crore Rs. and you walk out a filthy rich man/woman or any other kind(I think they had a couple of the other catergories too but im not really a follower and I really am too lazy to find it out).

Yes..I’m talkin about the infamous ‘Sach ka Saamna’. I used to watch ‘ The Moment of Truth’ and it seems our hindi counterpart is “inspired” from that. (“Inspired” is a lovely word used in the media industry to well,basically copy the entire format- the same sets, the same seat, down to the same color when the buzzer in it rings. They were mightily inspired I tell you :P .At least they didn’t just translate the name of the show.)

The uproar that is being created is because :- It is against “Indian Culture.”

So what does the average Indian do-well, what can he do??? He lays down spread-eagled on the couch, watching,enjoying and savouring every bit of the show and criticizing it as soon as it ends (I somehow ‘know’ many of these people).

Turns out that our watch’dogs’ are there to protect us. Like messiahs they jump to action-ready to take on anyone or anything that is remotely ‘corrupting’ our culture. So the issue is taken to the parliament and is hotly debated upon ( The fact that our valuable money is being used to discuss THIS issue of ‘paramount importance’ over education, poverty, border security, corruption, nuclear armed neighbours ,26/11 and KASAV somehow escaped their minds.)

SP’s Kamal Akhtar first raised the matter in the Rajya Sabha , saying contestants were being asked “obscene questions” about their personal lives in front of their family members. The show was against “Indian culture”

This is where I got confused(PARADOX anyone??)…So just because they were saying the ‘truth’,that is against Indian culture…but wait,that would mean that ‘lying’ is Indian culture??..but wait..That doesn’t make any sense,does it..it is’nt what the ‘father of the nation’ Gandhi said...so maybe he was wrong or the times have changed (Dunno,have they???)…or maybe these guys are wrong(are they??)…Maybe Indian culture has changed and now its ok to lie???(Na,that just sounds weak in my head…what am I thinking???). Please enlighten me..Someone!!!

I happened to catch a debate on the TV about this show where they had a couple of these MP’s and a couple of B-list celebs.

One of these MP’s-I have no idea what his name was but he was giving his views..So this guy, in a crisp white kurta pyjama, kaala tikka on his forehead, seasoned politician I think..somehow the others never got to speak…or even when they did this guy provided the background commentary. It was plain hilarious -basically according to him whatever has happened in the past its ok and allowed (wtf) and deserves to stay there(wtf x 2)..theres no need to bring it up after that and spoil yours or anyone’s future .. And its ok to have committed crimes as long as they were in the past(because you were young and ignorant-his words) but not ok to admit them (WTF-major one)

[Incidentally on being asked whether he had any relationships before his marriage he declined to answer,on being asked further if he had would he have admitted it to his wife if he had,he declined again. Somehow we can’t question his ‘morality’ but he has the right to set morality for Indians and question theirs.]

This show, even though courting controversy has done 1 good thing – exposing India for the hollowed, hypocritical, voyeuristic society paying scant regard to the truth even while maintaining a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude towards the west .What is remarkable about this show is that it has average people..the middle class…they could be my neighbours,yours, or even the average guy walking on the road or even the guy sitting next to you.

So When did saying the truth become a problem?? Possibly when it exposes the society for what it is.And because people can’t handle it. Shashi Tharoor’s words come to mind “India is not an under-developed country. It is an over-developed country in an advanced state of decay” (somehow that made sense to me,others might disagree)

In a recently filed petition against this show, the Delhi high court said “If you don’t like it,switch your TV off”

I have a New found respect and immense admiration for the Delhi HC for showing so much maturity,after 377 and this-both of which I support. Following is an excrept

“You are asking us to entertain an area which deals with perceptions and opinions. Further, morality yardsticks are to be decided by the government. We cannot decide the issue,” the judges told the counsel for petitioners, former Additional Solicitor General Vikas Singh.

While repeatedly directing the petitioners to take the issue to the legislature and executive, the court was scathing on lawmakers.

“I am not sure whether the show has brought out the truth of many people but it is certain that it has brought out the hypocrisy of various ministers and parliamentarians,” Justice Shah said. ((these judges sure know how to kick ass :P :P)

He made the comment in reference to the repeated flip-flops by MPs over broadcasting bills and endless debates over self-regulation of TV channels in both Houses. “We have seen numerous debates on self-regulation and what not over the broadcasting rules, though leading to nothing,” Justice Shah said.

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There is a term which is used to possibly explain why this show has generated such colossal TRP’s.Its called SchadenFruede and basically it means “largely unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate.”

In layman language it just means that people get delighted in watching other people suffer.The fact is that this show pander to a voyeuristic audience. However, in this case it is not that we, the audience, want to watch contestants admit to doing terrible things, rather we want to watch them destroy their relationships, hurt their close ones, offend their friends, risk their careers—we want to see how far people will go.

In the end a small and possibly the most important point.Our country was based on an ideal derived from 2 words – “Satyamev Jayte”. Somehow we were always told that truth will always prevail. It is at times like these that you really wonder-Have we really lost our way???Have we really taken the path we wanted to???

The answer I believe can be answered by you and you only. My answer is evident.

PS: I’d love to know what you think just to know where the average Indian stands on this.

B2-2

Disclaimer : The things i am going to mention here are subjects of my imagination and the imaginations of several others at our base camp...though the characters might deny their involvement, it is ur take that who u want to believe.

Hamara B2....haan wohi B2 jo ki last casanova hai...jo sabke liye samaan bhavna rakhta hai....PREM AUR SIRF PREM.

Ye kahaani hai B2 aur usko chaddi buddy ki...wo chaddi buddy jiske charche har jagah pe hain...mumbai ki chhoriyaan khaas usse milne aati hain college mein...wo hai hi kuch aisa.

Haan so we were talking about B2. As mentioned in the previous post, the Majnu he first fell for was the chaddi buddy. Chaddi buddy bhi kuch uske jaisa hi tha B2 jaisa (looks only) ...maybe that was the reason for the sparkling chemistry between them.

Now the chaddi buddy din even know that B2 had fallen for him and so he used to treat B2 like one of his very close friends. Little did he know about the evil intentions of B2(did i mention B2 has two horns on his head ??).

Now as we all know ke B2 believes in getting what he wants...by hook or by crook and this was a case that he had to go for the CROOK methodology. He started hitting on the Chaddi buddy. Once Mother Nature so rightly told us ke THEY (B2 like ppl....who follow the principle of equality rather strictly) try to convert people and make them like themselves (Gs). But fortunately for Chaddi buddy mother nature was proved wrong today and this was the first defeat that B2 suffered in years, that too from hi LOVE.

Then he decided he will change his preferences. Now his target was the Volcanic babe metioned in the earlier post. Why did he chose her ?? well research shows that there are times, especially when u face rejection in love, u tend to cry on the first shoulder u get. This was one hawwwt shoulder he chose :P. Legend has it that the two got along pretty well and also that our B2 realized that he was in TRUE LOVE (really ??). Both of them claim that there isnt ANYTHING between them.....YESS i say....Thats why they are so close :P.

FIr one fine day..tragedy struck (ahh same ol drama). The babe lost interest in B2 and vice versa ( the hawtwsst and the most happening (sarcasm anyone ?) couple split. The split is most famously attributed to the romantic involvement of B2 with a certain Power ranger..the most powerful guy in the class :P. Mother Nature also disapproved the realtion of the two.

HIS power mainly originated from licking things and bowing down before someone(galat mat samajhna). B2 ne is baar dimaag lagay and he formulated a 5 yr plan with this guy as both were in some ways helpful to each other (thats wat love is i think) :P. Ye prem kahaani abhi bhi jaari hai....this is the first legal couple (377 anyone) in the whole of the base camp.

B2 continues to reamain a demi good to people who love alternate methods of doing things and is know also trying to get involved with 2 or 3 more ppl and form 1 BIG HAPPY FAMILY-- a family known for its eqaulity to all principle (neone heard about ANDHER NAGRI GANDU RAAJA, TAKEY SER BHAJI TAKEY SER KHAJA) :P

One noble man i tell u.....

hamara priya B2

Yeh kahaani hai B2 ki hai. Hamara B2, Tumhara B2, hum sabka B2.

B2 has emerged as one of the most prominent players in our base camp. Once a nobody now an everybody. His is a classic rags to riches story. Jab he entered the college, very few knew he wud make it big. Hell he din look the guy :P. Par as usual B2 proved the authenticity of the famous saying ""DIKHAVON PE MAT JAO APNI AKAL LAGAO"".

The guy is barely the size of a 10 year old (the 10 year old must be a normal kid) but has ambitions of Alexanders stature. One fine day he set out to capture the base camp, the camp which otherwise belonged to a certain K3wL dud3 and his able (really ?) Army. But our B2 had his eyes firm on the target and achieved the goal !!!!! No one has ever and will never know the means used for achieving the success coz WHEN SUCCESS A LOVERS TOIL ATTENDS, FEW ASK IF FRAUD OR FORCE ATTAINED HI ENDS.

Well now to the real qualities. The guy is a real Jam. He is one helluva politician and doesnt let his eyes tell u the story (YOU normal humans ofcourse....not talkin about my eagle eyes).
He has achieved the unthinkable and done the undoable in course of time, including falling for ine chica of our class (very hot babe, nearly volcanic ). Now he has set his eyes on the task of Conquering the World (read other chicas :P). Work is under progress and the throne of the already CROWNED one is shaking, such is the charisma of B2. Also bittu is the only CASANOVA left and one of a kind at that as he manages to remain in a steady relation with a boy as well as a girl at the same time. ( the figures mentioned above are the least values...several studies state the values to be much much higher values ). He also is rumoures to have been hitting on a new POWERFUL (on paper) guy in our base camp. U r bound to be in the rumours if u are as famous as b2.

B2 bas itna dhyaan rakhna ki tu fas na jaye ke kisse shaadi karni hai LAILA ya MAJNU :P.

Tera shubhchintak
eL Di@bL0


P.S. : Please B2 ko galiyaan mat dena is naam se meri bhavnayein judi hain :P.

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The Legend Of THE DUDE

Ek Purani kahaavat hai...(well not that old afterall)...Jahaan milenge bhaiyya, kahin aas paas hi honge SAIYYAN !!!!!
Jahaan class mein logo ne Champak me apne bhaiyya dhund liye, wahin unko apne DUDE mein SAIYYAN ke darshan ka sukh prapt hua.
This Guy, fondly referred to as dude is one CASANOVA i tell u. He is the only guy who can challenge Champak in military strength (Read the SISTER BRIGADE vs the 11 SOLDIERS).
He has been hit on by various HAWWTTTT chicas of our BASE CAMP (read a place near piplod).
But bhaisaab ko is popularity ka koi gumaan nai hai....i mean benevolence koi inse sikho.....kabhi bhi kaho KE DUDE AAJ TO TERI NIKAL PADI...uska reply hota hai...TU LELE YAAR...main chhod deta hu.

This ART of winning over the chicas has earned him various followers :P. But also this has made him a target for a feeling called JEALOUSY from many other wannabes :D.

Bhaisaab ka jalwa kuch aisa hai ki the HAWWTESST of chicas around get ready to complete his assignments for merely 1 CHOCOLATE, which ironically is wat our bhaiyya gives away for no apparent reasons :P.

This FAME is not only limited to our base camp but also is rampant in other parts of the city. Places like Ram Chowk and Indralok are PRIME examples. Even the knowledge-givers havent escaped from the AURA of the DUDE. It is evident from the behavorial difference towards him by them esp. the opposite gender (we have vowed not to use the phrase THE FAIRER SEX). Yet he generously discards all the established facts about his several SOLDIERS and MISSIONS.

SHAYAD ISILIYE ISKO DUDE KEHTE HAIN :P.

Special Powers : The power of K3w|_N3$$, THAT LOOK :P.
Limitations : Needs four wheels to balance himself ..hahahahaha.

P.S.- DUDE ki ex-es abhi bhi usko bade fondly milne aati hain...isise andaaza laga lo iske DUDEpan ka :P

EL DIABLO- CUTENESS PERSONIFIED

Lets begin here with a warning- "This person looks like a swan- silent, sweet and pleasing to the eye. Anyone who has ever seen him will agree with this fact. On his mean red machine, when this guy vroooms into the campus, wearing his full black aviators, he surely captures many eyes. Stylish hairdo, funky clothes... Ahhhh... HE IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!"

Now for those of you who are cursing me for labelling such a vivid description of one's positives as a WARNING, you better believe me. And if u still don't want to believe, sigh..., god help your soul.

This epitome of CUTENESS is by far the most witty chum around. Although, things were not always like this. The following stages describe the journey of this biker boy:

Stage 1: Stage code- Does he speak???

First year in college, was like his first day at school!! He was sitting in the most boring of the 3 rows of our coveted female flooded division. I hardly have any memory of talking to him or even listening to his voice during the entire first semester. But one thing was very clear- words or no words- he still was the CUTEST BOY! :P

Stage 2: whew!! he does speak... early mentions of the baatli...

To our pleasant surprise, he actually spoke! And as soon as he did that, almost automatically he was poached by the fairer(not necessarily) sex. He was first hit on by an african american chica, who fell in love with his strikingly bright PINK t-shirt. People started to tease him, wid dis chica and also for some other endeavours( his gandhian approach) and then for the very first time came a warning- " mai abhi kuch nahi bol raha.. par jis din meri BAATLI khul gayi, saale sab pachtaoge". Foolishly, we laughed it off. Btw any guesses as to wat pick-up line the chicas used on him?? Yeah! U guessed it right-" ******, tu kitna CUTE hai!! ". :D

Stage 3: a trip to remember... ;-)

And the inevitable finally happened. The BAATLI was finally opened!! To this day, i keep on wondering the reason for the opening, but my intellect fails me. Finally i blamed the fiasco on the famous bumpy ride of the ST BUS that took us to saputara- the place where the baatli was broken. It was as if we were seeing some divine intervention of sorts, the guy had changed! Our supposedly shy and timid friend had suddenly turned a new leaf. Overnight, he became the terror of every individual of the class. His weapon- highly witty and amazingly funny WORDS! Such was the impact of his commentary on the chicas of the class, that they were found going into their rooms for short time intervals for some unknown reason(stop running ur dirty minds.. they might be taking notes.. :P) and then coming back to hear the magical words! Suddenly, his CUTENESS levels had skyrocketed!

Stage 4 : battle ready - agent el diablo!

The transformaton is complete. Agent el diablo was born as soon as we kicked off our final year. Tales of his bravery and excapades of his captures( the opposite sex- fairer sadly doesnt apply to our college) became cult stories. Right from the african american fanactics, to the highly BHARTIYA metallic compunds and through the various JUICE vendors- this guy was the talk of the town. Noone in his/her sane mind takes panga with him, because the consequences are quite serious. He just rips u apart and blows u off just by using the very same weapon- CUTELY UTTERED WORDS! Chicas laugh endlessly after listening to him and some even end up wetting their eyes(and possibly........ kya soch rahe ho??? their handkerchiefs!!). :P :D

Inspite of all his heroics and his staggering development as covered in the above stages, el diablo still remains an acute gandhian. However much he tries, ultimately he ends up following gandhiji! Here's a genuine wish from cH@mP@k and BHAISAAB- plss become a gandhian ngneer.. we would be really happy! :-)

Some key notes:

agent code: el diablo

weapon speciality: carefully constructed insults- which directy attack the medulla oblongata

vehicle: a mean red machine- prone to piston damages( i told u hero honda rocks! :P)

favourite targets: bittoo, mdr23, bhaisaab, champak

how to instigate him: just tell him he is CUTE!! :P

weakness: his gandhian heart!

CHEERS!!

cH@Mp@k

sab behno ka ek bhai.....

ONE FINE DAY enters our class...she looks at this boy seated on the last bench and **BLINK**...the next word she says is """BHAIYAA "".....
Such is the CHARISMA and RELIABILITY of our very own ... Mr. Moderator.
Well he needs no introduction. If u are in our class u surely know him :P.
Kuch hi din pehle inke naam pe ek bahut bada tyohaar manaya gaya....bunk bhi laga tha 2 din ka.

His modus operandi is simple, just look a girl into her eyes with more than usual affection (THE BROTHERLY ONE OFCOURSE ) the girl will surely end up tieing the holy thread onto your hand :P. This has enabled him to build a huge force not so famously known as THE SISTER BRIGADE whose general is THE ONE AND ONLY :P.

The BRIGADE has captured most of the SOLDIERS , jus one or two remain untouched ( due to veri confidential reasons ) and also is looking forward to territory expansion, maybe other departments :P.

Also THE BROTHER has a habit of makin every gal who ppl tease him with his sister (NOT ALL MIND YOU ), so if you want to really save your prospective girlfriend from THIS HUNK, one chance u have is that u tease him with UR GF...it might work...success rate is approx 95 %.

LEGEND HAS IT ke once u become a SISTER, THIS BROTHER will devote every bit of his time to you if u need it. BHAI HO TOH AISA....

BHAIYA heres wishin that aap humein jaldi se jaldi BHABHI ka sukh prapt karvayein,
AAPKA MITR
eL Di@bL0


PS : all the budding BHAI log please contact ((@%&!^^!!
or mail THE BROTHER @ BADE BHAIYYA @ all indians are my sister (except few ) . BRO

LONG LIVE THE BROTHER

LONG LIVE THE SISTER BRIGADE

Laying the Foundation

Hello people! The first brick is laid! This blog here is going to focus on the happenings in the lives of us bored engineers. Be it the never ending lectures or the huge term work assignments; be it the ever so boring faculty or the ever so interesting college politics; be it the mindbends & the autofests or any other crazy intersting happening around- we will discuss it all! and how can i forget?? All the the latest scandals and gupshups that we are so famous for. To one and all- WELCOME TO ERECTING MEGASTRUCTURES! Cheers!