BABY'S DAY OUT

Ye kahaani hai ek Suppacool hunky funky dude ki (yea every disciple of DUDE after undergoing 1 year of training is presented with an honour of the title dude ( lower case used to differentiate from THE DUDE)). :P
This is the same guy we referred to as chaddi buddy in the article B2 :P.
After the traumatic realtin he had with B2, hes come off age (mentally only) and taken refuge in the feet of the GURU of all...the DUDE. Our sources reveal that he is the FAVOURITE student of the DUDE ( a huge honour that...people tear each other clothes to achieve that :P ).
The DUDE also rates him so highly that his realtion with the chaddi buddy is so much different from his other disciples...so much so that they talk to each other in SHLOKAS of the great SURTI granths :P.

Now some more intricate details about this chaddi buddy:
U people might be wondering why did i title this one as BABY's DAY OUT....well heres the reason. This guy has got a very BABYish appearance ( everyway....face features :P ).
But appearance, as they so rightly say, is often deceptive.
Isne wo sari kahawatein, jo real FIGHTERS ke liye use ki jaati hain, apni life me instill ki hain :P.
eg. height kam fight jyaada, pocket size powerhouse, etc........

Now let me throw some light on why we call him the CHADDI BUDDY :P (waise kisi bade ne samajhdaar admi ne kahaa hai ki KAALE kaam pe light nai daalte :P).
Those who have seen him know that he dresses revealingly (REALLY ??), flaunting a certain component of the standard male apparel more often than not....the component u mustve guessed by now :P. Having said that, i must add that there must not be any compromise in style while u dress for the kill :P and this fella illustrates it in the best way :D, so mush so that galzzzz from outside our BASE CAMP come and fall for him.
But as they say "there is no substitute to true love", he refuses to give any mileage to any other than his PRIYE :P.
Par apne ye chhota dude sirf ladkiyon me hi nai, ladko mein bhi popular hai. He never fails to please one n all by his antics and comments :P. Iske 6-paxxx ke charche har zubaan pe hain. Har ladka kehta hai "Body ho to apne chaddi buddy jaisi...varna na ho".
Aur kya kahoon...ye bhai awesome player hai..har game mein. Name the sport and he excells at it. Baddie, Cricket and what not....mindblowing bhai :P.

Ye to hui achchi baatein...ab suno iski KHAUFNAAK image ke baare mein.
iske shlokas ki tareef kon kon nahi sun chuka. Iske shlokas se kon nahi dara. Aaj bhi jab koi bachcha raat ko sota nai to MAA kehti hai " soja bachcha nai to WOH shlok-uchchaaran karne aa jayega :P". Bachche ye dhamki sunke itne pak chuke hain ki sunte hi so jaate hain :-O.
Isme 100-haathiyon ka bal hai aur ye 100 ants jitna khaata hai .... REALLY EFFICIENT :P.
The moment he shouts CLASSY BOIII from behind the stumps , the batsmen shiver in fear...sometimes even watering the pitch :P.

Shaastron me likha hai ki kisiko KAD dekh ke chhota yaan bada nahi maanna chahiye parantu uske karmo se uska kad dekhna chahiye :P. Is kahaawat ko prove sirf aur sirf aaj tak apne ye dude kar paaya hai....

In the End i wud like to say ki ye dude ISHTYLE KA BAAP, LADKIYON KA CHAHITA, STYLE STATEMENT :P, SPORTZZ PEOPLEZZZZ, VIDHWAAN PANDIT hai by SS code (surti shlokas code 1:2009) :P. CLASSY BOIIIII

ek bhatka hua raahi,
eL Di@bL0


PS: Waise iski aur PRIYE ki shaadi BPC(base camp penal code) ke tehet baal vivaah hai but on special request by his mentor THE DUDE, a special provision has been made that allows SPEZIALL people to undergo such marriages...so TARO RASTO CLEAR CHHE BHAI :P.

Bachche man ke sachche,
saare jag ki aankho ke taare;
yeh wo nanhe FOOL hain jo
BHAGWAN ko lagte pyaare :P.

CLASSY BOIIII

HASMUKH...A tale of two ciggies!! :P

Hello readers.. My heartlfelt apologies for all the delay in our new post. The monsters in our base camp had kept us busy in a useless and fruitless excercise which involves scribbling illegible stuff on poor quality sheets of paper. Well, enough of formal talk.. lets get back to work ;)

It was Charles Dickens who wrote the exceptional classic named "the tale of two cities";and so amazing is the blend of people in our base camp that any damn classic seems just a fickle attempt in comparison to our heroes. The subject of my story named " the tale of two ciggies!! " is first of all, a good friend.

Continuing my further exploration of the MED, i found out that i could actually spend an entire lifetime here and still would be unable to cover all the amazing people of this department. This guy, to start with has a very basic disorder. You say anything, any damn thing in the world to him, inke paas sirf ek hi repsonse hota hai- to show all of his usually white( im being considerate here) TEETH in there full glory! He is so fond of flaunting his batteesee to everyone that you end up wondering " kya iske daanto me heere jade hain?? " ( i knw this was a bad one... but its the mech department guys.. PJ'S ROCK!)

Hasmukh.. yea.. thats what im naming him due to his ever-present million dollar smile, has always been a cool dude( huh!!). Hasmukh bhai started to capture attention from the very beginning of first year. He showed so much promise that he was entrusted with the huge responsiblity of contesting the class elections . But alas! not everyone is lucky enough to be blessed with the charisma of the DUDE! Tragically, he lost the elections! but still, he was very much the hasmukh we know, literally laughing on his way out after the results! Some heart he had!!

Hasmukh is also known for other reasons. He is one of the best footballers in the college( im serious here). The 2nd year footie tournament was more than proof of that. He is also a part of one of the college rock bands and is known for making weird and whacky faces while performing, apart from other things.. :P He is also known for getting injured every now and then, and if by god's grace he doesnt manage to kick or punch himself, then he lets some of his virus and bacteria buddies to enter his body(again with a smile). In short, if trouble doesnt find him, he always makes sure that he finds trouble!! :P :D

Hasmukh is also a member of another group of coveted individuals. They are very famously known as the BAAL gang!! Known throughout the college for the thickest and longest bushes of hair, hasmukh even overtook the females here! I mean, usse dekhkar mujhe garmi lagti thi!! There are also unconfirmed reports of the baal gang being least interested in regular hyeigiene rituals. Talk about going green in its true sense!! :P It was only when various termites and insects found home in his bushes, that he got rid of them! (thankfully)

Hasmukh can be very easily and frequently spotted at the world famous 'GALLA' of our base camp. Again there have been unconfirmed reports of him being a fan of a certain something which supposedly makes you fly(really??). So much is he fond of the flying simulation, that he once missed claiming a hard earned prize only to experience the joy of flying. We heartily wish hasmukh luck for all his future flying endeavours. May you become a pilot soon! :P :D

Erecting megastructures trivia: Which is Hasmukh's favourite bollywood number??

Answer: Ciggy Wiggy!!! :P :D

Cheers!!