Monday, August 24, 2009

B2-2

Disclaimer : The things i am going to mention here are subjects of my imagination and the imaginations of several others at our base camp...though the characters might deny their involvement, it is ur take that who u want to believe.

Hamara B2....haan wohi B2 jo ki last casanova hai...jo sabke liye samaan bhavna rakhta hai....PREM AUR SIRF PREM.

Ye kahaani hai B2 aur usko chaddi buddy ki...wo chaddi buddy jiske charche har jagah pe hain...mumbai ki chhoriyaan khaas usse milne aati hain college mein...wo hai hi kuch aisa.

Haan so we were talking about B2. As mentioned in the previous post, the Majnu he first fell for was the chaddi buddy. Chaddi buddy bhi kuch uske jaisa hi tha B2 jaisa (looks only) ...maybe that was the reason for the sparkling chemistry between them.

Now the chaddi buddy din even know that B2 had fallen for him and so he used to treat B2 like one of his very close friends. Little did he know about the evil intentions of B2(did i mention B2 has two horns on his head ??).

Now as we all know ke B2 believes in getting what he wants...by hook or by crook and this was a case that he had to go for the CROOK methodology. He started hitting on the Chaddi buddy. Once Mother Nature so rightly told us ke THEY (B2 like ppl....who follow the principle of equality rather strictly) try to convert people and make them like themselves (Gs). But fortunately for Chaddi buddy mother nature was proved wrong today and this was the first defeat that B2 suffered in years, that too from hi LOVE.

Then he decided he will change his preferences. Now his target was the Volcanic babe metioned in the earlier post. Why did he chose her ?? well research shows that there are times, especially when u face rejection in love, u tend to cry on the first shoulder u get. This was one hawwwt shoulder he chose :P. Legend has it that the two got along pretty well and also that our B2 realized that he was in TRUE LOVE (really ??). Both of them claim that there isnt ANYTHING between them.....YESS i say....Thats why they are so close :P.

FIr one fine day..tragedy struck (ahh same ol drama). The babe lost interest in B2 and vice versa ( the hawtwsst and the most happening (sarcasm anyone ?) couple split. The split is most famously attributed to the romantic involvement of B2 with a certain Power ranger..the most powerful guy in the class :P. Mother Nature also disapproved the realtion of the two.

HIS power mainly originated from licking things and bowing down before someone(galat mat samajhna). B2 ne is baar dimaag lagay and he formulated a 5 yr plan with this guy as both were in some ways helpful to each other (thats wat love is i think) :P. Ye prem kahaani abhi bhi jaari hai....this is the first legal couple (377 anyone) in the whole of the base camp.

B2 continues to reamain a demi good to people who love alternate methods of doing things and is know also trying to get involved with 2 or 3 more ppl and form 1 BIG HAPPY FAMILY-- a family known for its eqaulity to all principle (neone heard about ANDHER NAGRI GANDU RAAJA, TAKEY SER BHAJI TAKEY SER KHAJA) :P

One noble man i tell u.....

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