This is the same guy we referred to as chaddi buddy in the article B2 :P.
After the traumatic realtin he had with B2, hes come off age (mentally only) and taken refuge in the feet of the GURU of all...the DUDE. Our sources reveal that he is the FAVOURITE student of the DUDE ( a huge honour that...people tear each other clothes to achieve that :P ).
The DUDE also rates him so highly that his realtion with the chaddi buddy is so much different from his other disciples...so much so that they talk to each other in SHLOKAS of the great SURTI granths :P.
Now some more intricate details about this chaddi buddy:
U people might be wondering why did i title this one as BABY's DAY OUT....well heres the reason. This guy has got a very BABYish appearance ( everyway....face features :P ).
But appearance, as they so rightly say, is often deceptive.
Isne wo sari kahawatein, jo real FIGHTERS ke liye use ki jaati hain, apni life me instill ki hain :P.
eg. height kam fight jyaada, pocket size powerhouse, etc........
Now let me throw some light on why we call him the CHADDI BUDDY :P (waise kisi bade ne samajhdaar admi ne kahaa hai ki KAALE kaam pe light nai daalte :P).
Those who have seen him know that he dresses revealingly (REALLY ??), flaunting a certain component of the standard male apparel more often than not....the component u mustve guessed by now :P. Having said that, i must add that there must not be any compromise in style while u dress for the kill :P and this fella illustrates it in the best way :D, so mush so that galzzzz from outside our BASE CAMP come and fall for him.
But as they say "there is no substitute to true love", he refuses to give any mileage to any other than his PRIYE :P.
Par apne ye chhota dude sirf ladkiyon me hi nai, ladko mein bhi popular hai. He never fails to please one n all by his antics and comments :P. Iske 6-paxxx ke charche har zubaan pe hain. Har ladka kehta hai "Body ho to apne chaddi buddy jaisi...varna na ho".
Aur kya kahoon...ye bhai awesome player hai..har game mein. Name the sport and he excells at it. Baddie, Cricket and what not....mindblowing bhai :P.
Ye to hui achchi baatein...ab suno iski KHAUFNAAK image ke baare mein.
iske shlokas ki tareef kon kon nahi sun chuka. Iske shlokas se kon nahi dara. Aaj bhi jab koi bachcha raat ko sota nai to MAA kehti hai " soja bachcha nai to WOH shlok-uchchaaran karne aa jayega :P". Bachche ye dhamki sunke itne pak chuke hain ki sunte hi so jaate hain :-O.
Isme 100-haathiyon ka bal hai aur ye 100 ants jitna khaata hai .... REALLY EFFICIENT :P.
The moment he shouts CLASSY BOIII from behind the stumps , the batsmen shiver in fear...sometimes even watering the pitch :P.
Shaastron me likha hai ki kisiko KAD dekh ke chhota yaan bada nahi maanna chahiye parantu uske karmo se uska kad dekhna chahiye :P. Is kahaawat ko prove sirf aur sirf aaj tak apne ye dude kar paaya hai....
In the End i wud like to say ki ye dude ISHTYLE KA BAAP, LADKIYON KA CHAHITA, STYLE STATEMENT :P, SPORTZZ PEOPLEZZZZ, VIDHWAAN PANDIT hai by SS code (surti shlokas code 1:2009) :P. CLASSY BOIIIII
ek bhatka hua raahi,
eL Di@bL0
PS: Waise iski aur PRIYE ki shaadi BPC(base camp penal code) ke tehet baal vivaah hai but on special request by his mentor THE DUDE, a special provision has been made that allows SPEZIALL people to undergo such marriages...so TARO RASTO CLEAR CHHE BHAI :P.
Bachche man ke sachche,
saare jag ki aankho ke taare;
yeh wo nanhe FOOL hain jo
BHAGWAN ko lagte pyaare :P.
CLASSY BOIIII
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