Firstly, for those of you wondering that why are we targetting some poor souls through our blog, I will say that we are not targetting anyone. We love all our friends.It is just our sincere and genuine attempt to familiarize all the readers with some of the people who really and repeatedly prove that they are the chosen special ones. They are genuine rockstars who have the ever so inspiring knack of rocking us everytime(in more ways than one). Those who still have a problem, well, we dont care. Here is another "friend of ours" from one of the kewl-est departments(seriously). Njoi...
Mobile shop owner: Y not.. Kitna smart hona chaiye aapka ye fone??
Customer: I will settle for nothing but the best!! Give me the smartest fone u have..
Mobile shop owner: Right away sir! Here's presenting none other than, the smartest phone on planet Earth, "MED TOUCH"
MED, as the smarter ones would already have guessed is the coveted department; and TOUCH, ahh, wat a gem! The supreme abundance of knowldege that TOUCH posesses is nothing short of a huge gigantic archive of facts known only to him! To a normal person(well many people, including one of our faculties today labelled us as abnormal :P), TOUCH would come across as a harmless, sweet and the mind-his-own-business type of a guy. But, my dear friends, as promised earlier, this fone is actually the smartest of all- literally and figuratively!!
Let me cover both the aspects.
LITERALLY: As mentioned earlier, TOUCH is in posession of an archive of previlged knowledge that can only be processed and analyzed by- well.. TOUCH himself! The first instance, before which i thought it to be just anoder fone, was in a certain elective class of the department from where all of us got admitted in the base camp. All was going on fine and the teacher was explaining a very simple fundamental. Almost immediately, TOUCH rang!! He started buzzing and vibrating to the maximum levels and everyone was left shell shocked! Later, when i came to know that inspite of being "SO SMART!! :P", TOUCH was not aware of the basic fundamentals of MS paint, I realised that all the worldly stuff and knowledge are chillar(read 1 nd 2 rs coins... 5 rs coins can fetch u one vada paav) for him. That was the day when he started the upward journey in the list of my favourite(hahahahahaha!!! lolzzz) people. Then the instances followed one after the other and he kept climbong the ladder. Believe me, even when we are in the "KAR KE DIKHAYENGE" mode, TOUCH proves that he has not left any territory un-captured. Even KAR KE DIKHAYENGE people bhi TOUCH ka kuch nai kar paaye! One of his doubts actually was discussed for so long that the battery of all other fones drained out just in an effort to match the intellectual level of TOUCH. You should actually experience it for yourself-the urge, that dying urge to pull all your hair off; the urge to cry to the limit of your vocal chord; the urge to literally smash anything that comes in your hand!
FIGURATIVELY: Jahaan gyaan bhar bhar ke bhara hua ho, wahaan kabhi kabhi dhyaan idhar udhar bhi kendrit ho hi jaata hai :P . The charisma, the style(defined as permanently wearing made in china headfones- yes even in class, even while riding his bike, even while bathing, eating and all other daily chores) caught the attention of the most sought after fone charger in the entire dept. TOUCH displayed all his features, complete with shining bright LED lights to impress the solitary charger. The charger was supposedly en route to charging a bass guitar, but the signal of TOUCH was so strong that the charger just couldnt escape!! Well.. cant blame the charger. It had all the rights to choose the BEST and mind you, TOUCH IS THE BEST!!
To conclude, i would just like to add that in case you are caught in the awe of this mind boggling-ly amazing smartest-fone, please take care and tie your hands and legs( i am just saving you from a loooong jail term :P).
P.S: My apologies to HTC( for obvious reasons).. but your fone is nothing compared to hamara TOUCH... :P :D
Cheers!!
whoever it is,,i actually liked d post!!!aesthetically written!!!
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