EK PATHAN AISA BHI

Fellas...first of all..apologies for our rather step motherly treatment to our beloved blog... we were too drowned in our LIVES, if u can call them that, to nurture the plant, through the fruits of which we vowed to harass people :P

Now gettin back to business.
The PATHAN as the name suggests is an abnormally tough person...tougher that a castle...who cannot be breached.....well....it is all but what we are going to talk about here....then why the name u must be thinking..
Well this guy came from a place where people wore the Coats of Pathans, hence his name...well watever..i know i am not sounding convincing :P..neways lets continue....
This pathan landed on the Base camp some 3-3 n a half yrs back, with his full fledged army. but due to some privacy issues, he ordered his army back to where it came from, except for his loyal subject and dearest friend, his able commander in chief :P. Both shared a better relationship than most of the FRIENDS share these days....even now they are inseparable and they have shared the KING's ROOM in the past (rumours suggest they chose separate rooms due to excessive modernisation and latest movie releases). Many conspiracies have been hatched to destroy their camaraderi but to no effect. Their partnership remains the most stable one in india after the Sachin-Ganguly partnership.

Going further, as every great warrior has special powers, this PATHAN of ours too has a special power, his FINISHING MOVE should i say... The " GIVE ME MARKS AND ONLY THEN WILL I GIVE YOU FREEDOM " move. Many Scholars of the modern day have learnt this art from the one and only and have achieved new heights due to this...yet the PATHAN, the modest man he is, always denies his contribution to the discovery of this NOBLE art. Some of the KEEPERS OF THE MARKS are so terrified of the POWERS of the PATHAN that they have designed special programs for increasing 1 mark every word he speaks, so that they can achieve FREEDOM. Also famous are his famous duels with the people who always say that U ARE WRONG...well they have a point..but dude...u are talkin to the PATHAN...BEHAVE!!!!!

Moving further, lets talk about the MAIN point here...his connections with the Fairer (oh really???) sex. This dude is the King of Hearts shud i say. Every gal in the college has had a CRUSH on him atleast once in the time we have spent at the Base Camp. Also the guys is so generous that he grants each of his followers (the gals) one wish everytime he takes her name. Thats the sole reason u will hear him reciting the names of the girls of the base camp so many times a day....such is his generosity and LOVE for them. Also u mite hear names of certain flowers he likes (guess karo.......chavanni dunga) while u pass by his majesty's room. JAI HO PATHAN BABA KI...

One more characteristic u cant miss...even if u arent really into analysing people is that the efficiency with which he transfers info from one place to another....hell internet SUCKS :P. Also the MAIN FEATURE of the telecom service run by him is that the transfer of info can take place between two places/persons who, in no way, can connect to each other :P. In other words, he is the one who is actually bringing the world CLOSER. Also another salient feature is that the PATHAN service just tells u the things u wud want to hear...be it completely contradictory to the actual piece of info...that way he also keeps the world away from the vice called WAR...hell he shudve won the nobel...not some1 else who has hardly done work as efficiently as him :P.

In all, The PATHAN is the most efficient, intelligent, fast, sensible, sharp human being there ever can be....some scientists even conduct tests on him so that the entire human race can benefit from him and contribute to a better world the way he does.... :P

last but not the least...some typical sentences spoken by PATHAN BABA
(in decreasing order of frequency of use)
1 ) yaar maine to kuch bhi nai pada...ab kya hoga..yaar mereko bata dena kuch
2 ) haii...maine to ye kaam kiya hi nai...ab...
3 ) sir ek number badha do.....
4 ) yaar _________ badi sahi bandi hai....pata hai usne....and so on :P

PATHAN BABA ...hamein sadaiv apni chhtrachhaaya mein rakhein ...so that we can ;learn a thing or two from you

aap ka shishya
eL Di@bL0


Some words that u may find difficult to understand
CRUSH : crush is a phenomenon in which some person has a desire to crush the other person...the means may vary...like CRUSH THRU WORDS, CRUSH BY THE MEANS OF A BULL DOZER, CRUSH BY JUMPING ON SOME1.....