The Legend Of THE DUDE

Ek Purani kahaavat hai...(well not that old afterall)...Jahaan milenge bhaiyya, kahin aas paas hi honge SAIYYAN !!!!!
Jahaan class mein logo ne Champak me apne bhaiyya dhund liye, wahin unko apne DUDE mein SAIYYAN ke darshan ka sukh prapt hua.
This Guy, fondly referred to as dude is one CASANOVA i tell u. He is the only guy who can challenge Champak in military strength (Read the SISTER BRIGADE vs the 11 SOLDIERS).
He has been hit on by various HAWWTTTT chicas of our BASE CAMP (read a place near piplod).
But bhaisaab ko is popularity ka koi gumaan nai hai....i mean benevolence koi inse sikho.....kabhi bhi kaho KE DUDE AAJ TO TERI NIKAL PADI...uska reply hota hai...TU LELE YAAR...main chhod deta hu.

This ART of winning over the chicas has earned him various followers :P. But also this has made him a target for a feeling called JEALOUSY from many other wannabes :D.

Bhaisaab ka jalwa kuch aisa hai ki the HAWWTESST of chicas around get ready to complete his assignments for merely 1 CHOCOLATE, which ironically is wat our bhaiyya gives away for no apparent reasons :P.

This FAME is not only limited to our base camp but also is rampant in other parts of the city. Places like Ram Chowk and Indralok are PRIME examples. Even the knowledge-givers havent escaped from the AURA of the DUDE. It is evident from the behavorial difference towards him by them esp. the opposite gender (we have vowed not to use the phrase THE FAIRER SEX). Yet he generously discards all the established facts about his several SOLDIERS and MISSIONS.

SHAYAD ISILIYE ISKO DUDE KEHTE HAIN :P.

Special Powers : The power of K3w|_N3$$, THAT LOOK :P.
Limitations : Needs four wheels to balance himself ..hahahahaha.

P.S.- DUDE ki ex-es abhi bhi usko bade fondly milne aati hain...isise andaaza laga lo iske DUDEpan ka :P