Rejuvenation... Guaranteed!!

Hola Guys...

Its been a long time.. Time enough for you guys to forget that "Erecting Megastructures" ever existed.. A lot has changed since we last posted on this holy wall of ours.. Although we hate the very factoid claiming the world to be round, that is precisely the reason we have run back into the wind again and are thinking of challenging it with a Bloody Storm!!

We wrote about people( we are still very sad that they qualify to be called people), their behavior, their habits, their likes & dislikes and probably every aspect of them which was on display. People had their share of fun and we had a nice time penning down stuff we keenly observed- kind of a win win situation. But its time to move on.. over to avenues un-discovered..

Erecting Megastructures is gonna be back.. and with a promise of something big, something even more fun.. We call it Rejuvenation- because we are all filled with a new energy, a new drive, a new longing to do what we are best at- RIPPING PEOPLE APART!!

The engines are all flared up,

our hands are on the gear;

dear souls of this dreadful world,

you have every bloody reason to FEAR!

See you soon guys, ERECTING MEGASTRUCTURES is back!! :) :P :D

Kya aisa bhi hota hai pyar ??? :P

Hello friends.
It has been ages since we picked up our pens and wrote something meaningful ( analyzing carefully, we never write meaningful stuff anyways ). Well, I dont know why we did not write anything for this long, neither do I know why am I writing something now. So lets just cut the crap and continue the meaningless nature of this blog.

There was this girl, yes, u read it right A GIRL, such species are rare at the base camp so we mention about every one of them every time we get a chance, afterall the endangered species must be protected and publicized :P. Coming to the point, Girls, almost all of them are scholars @ the base camp, this one was no different. Well, then why the hell are we mentioning about her ? Well , at the base camp, if u are a girl, u are special, u dont need to be different to grab eyeballs, or be talked about.

She was the scholar, and we all know scholars have everything but one (generally), that is LOVE. She used to roam the streets of the base camp day and night (only till her parents did not call) in search of a guy who she would like.

Time passed, and finally she saw this guy, and she liked him. Do i even need to mention the GUY here ?? Ofcourse it was THE DUDE !!! She instantly fell in love with him and he, well never told us if he did fall in love with anyone ever, except his blackberry. She was happy though. Loving someone is an achievement in itself these days as people are so preoccupied with themselves.

But LOVE, they say, is like a Mathematics question paper. You want to solve it desperately, but it is never easy :P. THE DUDE, as we all know, was a charismatic Young..err.. well then young man, with hundreds of female fans across the face of MOTHER EARTH. It was never easy to get near him, for the other females would scratch the female's face and it would turn into a cat-fight, and friends, believe me At the base camp, Cat-fights are very ugly. People end up atleast one body part short after each one. She had to find a different route too get to him. It was upto her brains now to get her through as she lacked any physical strength.

There comes in the BHAI!!! BHAI as we all know is one of the closest friends to the dude. He has married off many of his sisters to THE DUDE. She thought the only way to get to THE DUDE is get to BHAI first. She marked a few good occasions and got closer to BHAI.

THE BHAI, then obsessed with multiplying his sister brigade, was drawn into making her his sister, and there was the door. They happily sat together arguing about stuff, happily wrote assignments for each other ( THE DUDE DOESN'T WRITE SUCH BASELESS STUFF, SO U KNOW WHO WROTE WHAT FOR WHOM). Life was going good. This was the time when people fondly gave THE SCHOLAR the name BIWI.

Har sukh ke baad dukh aata hai, yahaan bhi kuch aisa hi hua. Scholar ko PYAAR hua tha and humaara dude PYAAR me nahi maanta. So there began the tussle. THE DUDE was never ready to fall in love and the scholar was already deeply into it, so there were two options, either THE DUDE dive in, or the scholar drown alone. This is what normal people would think, but neither of this happened. What happened then ?? Well, another superstar came to the rescue of THE DUDE and THE SCHOLAR alike. THE SCHOLAR got involved, in some way with THE SUPERSTAR and THE DUDE was left HIGH, but not DRY i suppose as he owns all the oil wells in the base camp.

This was how the love story between THE DUDE and THE SCHOLAR culminated. But as they say LOVE STORIES MIGHT END, BUT LOVE NEVER DIES, both of them still LOVE each other, she continues to be fondly called BIWI by many at the base camp. Well THE DUDE LOVES his blackberry more, so.. Its Complicated, precisely :P.

One of the Epic love stories of the base camp. It might have been complicated, but in the end everyone came out happy,
KYA AISA BHI HOTA HAI PYAAR ?? :P ..
kya pata, humne to aashiqon ko sir patak ke rotey dekha hai
KYA AISA BHI HOTA HAI PYAAR ?? :P ..
kya pata.. humne to aisa pehli baar hotey dekha hai :P


Regards
eL Di@bL0


P.S. Try and take every post in a light vein, Its just a blog afterall people.. GROW UP and enjoy :P

EK PATHAN AISA BHI

Fellas...first of all..apologies for our rather step motherly treatment to our beloved blog... we were too drowned in our LIVES, if u can call them that, to nurture the plant, through the fruits of which we vowed to harass people :P

Now gettin back to business.
The PATHAN as the name suggests is an abnormally tough person...tougher that a castle...who cannot be breached.....well....it is all but what we are going to talk about here....then why the name u must be thinking..
Well this guy came from a place where people wore the Coats of Pathans, hence his name...well watever..i know i am not sounding convincing :P..neways lets continue....
This pathan landed on the Base camp some 3-3 n a half yrs back, with his full fledged army. but due to some privacy issues, he ordered his army back to where it came from, except for his loyal subject and dearest friend, his able commander in chief :P. Both shared a better relationship than most of the FRIENDS share these days....even now they are inseparable and they have shared the KING's ROOM in the past (rumours suggest they chose separate rooms due to excessive modernisation and latest movie releases). Many conspiracies have been hatched to destroy their camaraderi but to no effect. Their partnership remains the most stable one in india after the Sachin-Ganguly partnership.

Going further, as every great warrior has special powers, this PATHAN of ours too has a special power, his FINISHING MOVE should i say... The " GIVE ME MARKS AND ONLY THEN WILL I GIVE YOU FREEDOM " move. Many Scholars of the modern day have learnt this art from the one and only and have achieved new heights due to this...yet the PATHAN, the modest man he is, always denies his contribution to the discovery of this NOBLE art. Some of the KEEPERS OF THE MARKS are so terrified of the POWERS of the PATHAN that they have designed special programs for increasing 1 mark every word he speaks, so that they can achieve FREEDOM. Also famous are his famous duels with the people who always say that U ARE WRONG...well they have a point..but dude...u are talkin to the PATHAN...BEHAVE!!!!!

Moving further, lets talk about the MAIN point here...his connections with the Fairer (oh really???) sex. This dude is the King of Hearts shud i say. Every gal in the college has had a CRUSH on him atleast once in the time we have spent at the Base Camp. Also the guys is so generous that he grants each of his followers (the gals) one wish everytime he takes her name. Thats the sole reason u will hear him reciting the names of the girls of the base camp so many times a day....such is his generosity and LOVE for them. Also u mite hear names of certain flowers he likes (guess karo.......chavanni dunga) while u pass by his majesty's room. JAI HO PATHAN BABA KI...

One more characteristic u cant miss...even if u arent really into analysing people is that the efficiency with which he transfers info from one place to another....hell internet SUCKS :P. Also the MAIN FEATURE of the telecom service run by him is that the transfer of info can take place between two places/persons who, in no way, can connect to each other :P. In other words, he is the one who is actually bringing the world CLOSER. Also another salient feature is that the PATHAN service just tells u the things u wud want to hear...be it completely contradictory to the actual piece of info...that way he also keeps the world away from the vice called WAR...hell he shudve won the nobel...not some1 else who has hardly done work as efficiently as him :P.

In all, The PATHAN is the most efficient, intelligent, fast, sensible, sharp human being there ever can be....some scientists even conduct tests on him so that the entire human race can benefit from him and contribute to a better world the way he does.... :P

last but not the least...some typical sentences spoken by PATHAN BABA
(in decreasing order of frequency of use)
1 ) yaar maine to kuch bhi nai pada...ab kya hoga..yaar mereko bata dena kuch
2 ) haii...maine to ye kaam kiya hi nai...ab...
3 ) sir ek number badha do.....
4 ) yaar _________ badi sahi bandi hai....pata hai usne....and so on :P

PATHAN BABA ...hamein sadaiv apni chhtrachhaaya mein rakhein ...so that we can ;learn a thing or two from you

aap ka shishya
eL Di@bL0


Some words that u may find difficult to understand
CRUSH : crush is a phenomenon in which some person has a desire to crush the other person...the means may vary...like CRUSH THRU WORDS, CRUSH BY THE MEANS OF A BULL DOZER, CRUSH BY JUMPING ON SOME1.....

BABY'S DAY OUT

Ye kahaani hai ek Suppacool hunky funky dude ki (yea every disciple of DUDE after undergoing 1 year of training is presented with an honour of the title dude ( lower case used to differentiate from THE DUDE)). :P
This is the same guy we referred to as chaddi buddy in the article B2 :P.
After the traumatic realtin he had with B2, hes come off age (mentally only) and taken refuge in the feet of the GURU of all...the DUDE. Our sources reveal that he is the FAVOURITE student of the DUDE ( a huge honour that...people tear each other clothes to achieve that :P ).
The DUDE also rates him so highly that his realtion with the chaddi buddy is so much different from his other disciples...so much so that they talk to each other in SHLOKAS of the great SURTI granths :P.

Now some more intricate details about this chaddi buddy:
U people might be wondering why did i title this one as BABY's DAY OUT....well heres the reason. This guy has got a very BABYish appearance ( everyway....face features :P ).
But appearance, as they so rightly say, is often deceptive.
Isne wo sari kahawatein, jo real FIGHTERS ke liye use ki jaati hain, apni life me instill ki hain :P.
eg. height kam fight jyaada, pocket size powerhouse, etc........

Now let me throw some light on why we call him the CHADDI BUDDY :P (waise kisi bade ne samajhdaar admi ne kahaa hai ki KAALE kaam pe light nai daalte :P).
Those who have seen him know that he dresses revealingly (REALLY ??), flaunting a certain component of the standard male apparel more often than not....the component u mustve guessed by now :P. Having said that, i must add that there must not be any compromise in style while u dress for the kill :P and this fella illustrates it in the best way :D, so mush so that galzzzz from outside our BASE CAMP come and fall for him.
But as they say "there is no substitute to true love", he refuses to give any mileage to any other than his PRIYE :P.
Par apne ye chhota dude sirf ladkiyon me hi nai, ladko mein bhi popular hai. He never fails to please one n all by his antics and comments :P. Iske 6-paxxx ke charche har zubaan pe hain. Har ladka kehta hai "Body ho to apne chaddi buddy jaisi...varna na ho".
Aur kya kahoon...ye bhai awesome player hai..har game mein. Name the sport and he excells at it. Baddie, Cricket and what not....mindblowing bhai :P.

Ye to hui achchi baatein...ab suno iski KHAUFNAAK image ke baare mein.
iske shlokas ki tareef kon kon nahi sun chuka. Iske shlokas se kon nahi dara. Aaj bhi jab koi bachcha raat ko sota nai to MAA kehti hai " soja bachcha nai to WOH shlok-uchchaaran karne aa jayega :P". Bachche ye dhamki sunke itne pak chuke hain ki sunte hi so jaate hain :-O.
Isme 100-haathiyon ka bal hai aur ye 100 ants jitna khaata hai .... REALLY EFFICIENT :P.
The moment he shouts CLASSY BOIII from behind the stumps , the batsmen shiver in fear...sometimes even watering the pitch :P.

Shaastron me likha hai ki kisiko KAD dekh ke chhota yaan bada nahi maanna chahiye parantu uske karmo se uska kad dekhna chahiye :P. Is kahaawat ko prove sirf aur sirf aaj tak apne ye dude kar paaya hai....

In the End i wud like to say ki ye dude ISHTYLE KA BAAP, LADKIYON KA CHAHITA, STYLE STATEMENT :P, SPORTZZ PEOPLEZZZZ, VIDHWAAN PANDIT hai by SS code (surti shlokas code 1:2009) :P. CLASSY BOIIIII

ek bhatka hua raahi,
eL Di@bL0


PS: Waise iski aur PRIYE ki shaadi BPC(base camp penal code) ke tehet baal vivaah hai but on special request by his mentor THE DUDE, a special provision has been made that allows SPEZIALL people to undergo such marriages...so TARO RASTO CLEAR CHHE BHAI :P.

Bachche man ke sachche,
saare jag ki aankho ke taare;
yeh wo nanhe FOOL hain jo
BHAGWAN ko lagte pyaare :P.

CLASSY BOIIII

HASMUKH...A tale of two ciggies!! :P

Hello readers.. My heartlfelt apologies for all the delay in our new post. The monsters in our base camp had kept us busy in a useless and fruitless excercise which involves scribbling illegible stuff on poor quality sheets of paper. Well, enough of formal talk.. lets get back to work ;)

It was Charles Dickens who wrote the exceptional classic named "the tale of two cities";and so amazing is the blend of people in our base camp that any damn classic seems just a fickle attempt in comparison to our heroes. The subject of my story named " the tale of two ciggies!! " is first of all, a good friend.

Continuing my further exploration of the MED, i found out that i could actually spend an entire lifetime here and still would be unable to cover all the amazing people of this department. This guy, to start with has a very basic disorder. You say anything, any damn thing in the world to him, inke paas sirf ek hi repsonse hota hai- to show all of his usually white( im being considerate here) TEETH in there full glory! He is so fond of flaunting his batteesee to everyone that you end up wondering " kya iske daanto me heere jade hain?? " ( i knw this was a bad one... but its the mech department guys.. PJ'S ROCK!)

Hasmukh.. yea.. thats what im naming him due to his ever-present million dollar smile, has always been a cool dude( huh!!). Hasmukh bhai started to capture attention from the very beginning of first year. He showed so much promise that he was entrusted with the huge responsiblity of contesting the class elections . But alas! not everyone is lucky enough to be blessed with the charisma of the DUDE! Tragically, he lost the elections! but still, he was very much the hasmukh we know, literally laughing on his way out after the results! Some heart he had!!

Hasmukh is also known for other reasons. He is one of the best footballers in the college( im serious here). The 2nd year footie tournament was more than proof of that. He is also a part of one of the college rock bands and is known for making weird and whacky faces while performing, apart from other things.. :P He is also known for getting injured every now and then, and if by god's grace he doesnt manage to kick or punch himself, then he lets some of his virus and bacteria buddies to enter his body(again with a smile). In short, if trouble doesnt find him, he always makes sure that he finds trouble!! :P :D

Hasmukh is also a member of another group of coveted individuals. They are very famously known as the BAAL gang!! Known throughout the college for the thickest and longest bushes of hair, hasmukh even overtook the females here! I mean, usse dekhkar mujhe garmi lagti thi!! There are also unconfirmed reports of the baal gang being least interested in regular hyeigiene rituals. Talk about going green in its true sense!! :P It was only when various termites and insects found home in his bushes, that he got rid of them! (thankfully)

Hasmukh can be very easily and frequently spotted at the world famous 'GALLA' of our base camp. Again there have been unconfirmed reports of him being a fan of a certain something which supposedly makes you fly(really??). So much is he fond of the flying simulation, that he once missed claiming a hard earned prize only to experience the joy of flying. We heartily wish hasmukh luck for all his future flying endeavours. May you become a pilot soon! :P :D

Erecting megastructures trivia: Which is Hasmukh's favourite bollywood number??

Answer: Ciggy Wiggy!!! :P :D

Cheers!!

Wassup Dawwgg!! :P

Hello people! The title of my post, i know, is a bit different; but then this is how the subject of my current post wishes his mates and pals! He even uses another mode of wishing, the female version of the title(hctib), but i dare not write it here!! (:P :D)

Continuing with my exploration of other departments; the pursuit of finding the most pious souls scattered throughout the base camp, this human being(im still doubtful) is surely one of his kinds!

Here is some more info about him...

Name:........... ill skip that.. lets call him.. ummm.... DAWG! :P

Age: Doesnt matter.. he still thinks like a child(pun intended)

Sex: Male( his faculty begs to differ :D)

Dept: Somehow, after TOUCH, i thought ill stay with the MED..

How to spot the dawg: wherever u see looong(really), unkempt, scattered, curly, straight hair coupled with a smoke cloud; u know uve found the dawg!

Beware of: His jokes and one liners!! He is the ultimate PJ king! A record 27 murders hav been attempted on him due to his HAGGA jokes.

Now that the basics have been covered, lets get into some details. Dawg is a rockstar! Simply the ultimate rockstar. His journey right from the first year has been one hell of a roller coaster ride. Initially, dawg was known to everyone through just one medium-FOOTBALL! This arsenal fan, who proudly wears HENRY jerseys, actually considered himself to be one. Such is his class, dat even the college team captain listened to his advice; and then, left him out of the team!

Come 2nd year, lets directly jump to the football tournament. The dawg, worked his a** off day and night rolling the footie ground, watering it, arranging sponsors, etc etc; and again the inevitable happened- once again, he was left out of the team! Poor dawg :P

He couldnt bear the trauma. So he wisely changed his preferences( not dose ones :P) and switched all his interest to one thing- THE GUITAR! and mind you, he plays it well( better than his footie :P). And thus, he entered into a whole new world. A world full of music, melody and fame! When he got an opportunity to perform at sparsh, his happiness knew no bounds; but for the dawg, nothing comes easy. His band got on stage and got hit by a technical flaw( thats what he told me), and they were forced off the stage- without performing! damn!! when will the dawg find happiness!

Happiness- well there are other means of getting happy too- the easiest one being, get a girlfriend. So the dawg located the the girl of his dreams and went all out for her.. but alas!! the dawg was shooed away here also. TOUCH proved to be too much competition for him and again the dawg was left wanting- wanting for some divine intervention!

Amen! said the Gods from above, and he knew what he had to do! He started the ultimate medicine course- "har dukh ki dava :P". It was as if he had discovered an all new world. Suddenly he became smoke-ing hot! He started scaling new HIGHts! Although he dint respond to the "dukh ki dava" too well at times, he persevered and stuck to his mission- to try and test as many kinds of "dukh ki dava's" as possible. Here's wishing the dawg success for his mission. All the best DAWG!!

Cheers!!

TOUCH ME NOT!!

Firstly, for those of you wondering that why are we targetting some poor souls through our blog, I will say that we are not targetting anyone. We love all our friends.It is just our sincere and genuine attempt to familiarize all the readers with some of the people who really and repeatedly prove that they are the chosen special ones. They are genuine rockstars who have the ever so inspiring knack of rocking us everytime(in more ways than one). Those who still have a problem, well, we dont care. Here is another "friend of ours" from one of the kewl-est departments(seriously). Njoi...

Customer: Bhaisaab ek badiya sa smartfone dikhana toh...

Mobile shop owner: Y not.. Kitna smart hona chaiye aapka ye fone??

Customer: I will settle for nothing but the best!! Give me the smartest fone u have..

Mobile shop owner: Right away sir! Here's presenting none other than, the smartest phone on planet Earth, "MED TOUCH"

MED, as the smarter ones would already have guessed is the coveted department; and TOUCH, ahh, wat a gem! The supreme abundance of knowldege that TOUCH posesses is nothing short of a huge gigantic archive of facts known only to him! To a normal person(well many people, including one of our faculties today labelled us as abnormal :P), TOUCH would come across as a harmless, sweet and the mind-his-own-business type of a guy. But, my dear friends, as promised earlier, this fone is actually the smartest of all- literally and figuratively!!

Let me cover both the aspects.

LITERALLY: As mentioned earlier, TOUCH is in posession of an archive of previlged knowledge that can only be processed and analyzed by- well.. TOUCH himself! The first instance, before which i thought it to be just anoder fone, was in a certain elective class of the department from where all of us got admitted in the base camp. All was going on fine and the teacher was explaining a very simple fundamental. Almost immediately, TOUCH rang!! He started buzzing and vibrating to the maximum levels and everyone was left shell shocked! Later, when i came to know that inspite of being "SO SMART!! :P", TOUCH was not aware of the basic fundamentals of MS paint, I realised that all the worldly stuff and knowledge are chillar(read 1 nd 2 rs coins... 5 rs coins can fetch u one vada paav) for him. That was the day when he started the upward journey in the list of my favourite(hahahahahaha!!! lolzzz) people. Then the instances followed one after the other and he kept climbong the ladder. Believe me, even when we are in the "KAR KE DIKHAYENGE" mode, TOUCH proves that he has not left any territory un-captured. Even KAR KE DIKHAYENGE people bhi TOUCH ka kuch nai kar paaye! One of his doubts actually was discussed for so long that the battery of all other fones drained out just in an effort to match the intellectual level of TOUCH. You should actually experience it for yourself-the urge, that dying urge to pull all your hair off; the urge to cry to the limit of your vocal chord; the urge to literally smash anything that comes in your hand!

FIGURATIVELY: Jahaan gyaan bhar bhar ke bhara hua ho, wahaan kabhi kabhi dhyaan idhar udhar bhi kendrit ho hi jaata hai :P . The charisma, the style(defined as permanently wearing made in china headfones- yes even in class, even while riding his bike, even while bathing, eating and all other daily chores) caught the attention of the most sought after fone charger in the entire dept. TOUCH displayed all his features, complete with shining bright LED lights to impress the solitary charger. The charger was supposedly en route to charging a bass guitar, but the signal of TOUCH was so strong that the charger just couldnt escape!! Well.. cant blame the charger. It had all the rights to choose the BEST and mind you, TOUCH IS THE BEST!!

To conclude, i would just like to add that in case you are caught in the awe of this mind boggling-ly amazing smartest-fone, please take care and tie your hands and legs( i am just saving you from a loooong jail term :P).

P.S: My apologies to HTC( for obvious reasons).. but your fone is nothing compared to hamara TOUCH... :P :D

Cheers!!